Saturday, September 19, 2009

Say what?!?

The kids have been saying some pretty crazy stuff lately. Just thought I would share

Austin, "Aunt Brandi, Do you torture kids for fun?"

Caibo and I were looking through the clearance at walmart. He came running up to me with a bright green bra. "Mom Mom! Get this one. It's perfect for you!" I looked at the tag. It's a 42DD. I'm not sure if I should feel complimented or offended.

But the last is my personal favorite. Caibo is seriously 4 going on 40 or something. He is obsessed with driving. I tell him he needs a drivers license first. Usually, he produces his "incredible" (invisible) license. I started reminding him that his feet don't even reach the pedals.

As we were leaving the grocery store the other day he climbed into the drivers seat. "Look mom! I can reach the pedals." I replied, "Yes, but can you see the road." His response was priceless, "Yeah mom! I'm driving home. Give me the keys!!!"
I have a feeling it's gonna be a long 12 years.


Becky the Sign Lady said...

These are hilarious.

Just don't let the boy know he can get himself on the news for driving his mom's car around town.
You know he's gonna figure out how to rig his shoes so he can reach the pedals and still see over the dash.

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Cauleen said...

Hilarious! As a mom with a 15 year old son that has his learner's permit, let me say that it is more terifying when they really can reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel! LOL I remember when he was about 5 years old. We drove by a field of cows. He said that they must be new. I asked him how he got to that conculsion, and he answered that they still had the price tags in their ears! How funny is that?!! You gotta love being the mom!